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January, the month that begins with scraping vomit off the walls and ends with broken resolutions. I usually swear to read one classic work of literature a day whilst lifting weights every five minutes, but end up ‘just finishing off those last chocolate raisins’ (to remove any future temptation, you understand) and re-reading the latest Green Lantern trade (in order to really ‘get to grips’ with the story). Of course, there is Christmas money to consider.
I’m talking about Christmas money – its money you can justify wasting. Auntie Gladys sent you £20, great! But who the hell is Auntie Gladys?. Uncle Joseph and Auntie Beryl have given you 50 quid. You promise to say ‘thank you’ but you never get round to it, its not like Auntie Gladys has Facebook.
So, it’s January, where things are down in price and it’s a winter wonderland just waiting to be plundered by you and your newfound wealth. You scrape the puke from the walls, grab your coat from Uncle Bertram and hit the electronics stores. Except, when you get there, you find that it’s all a scam! Things aren’t as ‘sale-y’ as you’d like them to be. In fact, the game you want has sold out.
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Oh, ew. There’s still spew on your wall